Wishes - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

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Your sons spinal condition has worsened... He only has a few weeks left. The make wishes come true foundation is here today. They brought along a special friend!
Cyanide and Happiness delivers daily comics to your face-hole on since 2005!
Created By: Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick
Directed By: Dave McElfatrick
Screenplay By: Dave McElfatrick
Story By: Dave McElfatrick, Rob DenBleyker, Joel Watson, Mike Salcedo, Connor Murphy
Voice Actors:
Jimmy- Kris Wilson
Burt Broadway- Joel Watson
Doctor- Rob
Dad- Dave McElfatrick
Mom- Trisha Mellon
Suit- Dave McElfatrick
Animation Director: Bill Jones
Supervising Animator: Matt Thurman
Animation: Seth Gordon
Character Design: Jerald Lewis
Background Art: Shawn Coss, Elizabeth Del Rosario
Animatic: Connor Murphy
Editor: Taylor Ransom
Supervising Sound Editor & Mixer: Ben Governale
Sound Design/Foley: Nic Federle, Ben Governale
Music: Steve Lehmann
Produced By: Adam Nusrallah
Production Manager: Autumn Soeder
Production Assistant: Michael Stewart


  1. Nathan


    Acum 8 ore

    She: am pregnant Me: 0:55

  2. Roberto Mondello

    Roberto Mondello

    Acum o Zi

    Emperor Palpatine: Now... fullfil your destiny. And take your father's place in my side!!!! Darth Vader: 00:55

  3. SKEET


    Acum 2 Zile

    0:57 that my reaction 😭😭🤣🤣

  4. Supercoollink12


    Acum 3 Zile

    Batman:release me from this mortal coil Bane:okie....little hero.... BULLLLEET BUUUUSSSTTTERRRR!!!!

  5. Daniel Brooks

    Daniel Brooks

    Acum 9 Zile

    His eyee when the kid said i want u to beat me to death look like its a horror movie

  6. Custom Builds by Tim

    Custom Builds by Tim

    Acum 12 Zile

    what did i just watch!!!!

  7. seah2403


    Acum 12 Zile

    I wonder what would the MEDS have to say about this

  8. Sad Larry

    Sad Larry

    Acum 13 Zile

    He said he want to beat him to DEATH

  9. scp 5237

    scp 5237

    Acum 15 Zile

    0:54-0:55 Dramatic clank effect

  10. Sad Larry

    Sad Larry

    Acum 15 Zile

    OK, my turn to have that wish

  11. Uros Kovac

    Uros Kovac

    Acum 18 Zile

    Did you just copy Dr Iggy - Oci Boje Duge for that soundtrack? :D YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T FIND OUT

  12. Trumperton


    Acum 22 Zile

    what the f*ck

  13. Grifforg Gaming

    Grifforg Gaming

    Acum 26 Zile

    the eyes lol

  14. Suzuka


    Acum 26 Zile

    He should have said “beat me until I’m cured” XD

  15. Denise Boyce

    Denise Boyce

    Acum 26 Zile

    I love your videos and I like them.



    Acum 27 Zile

    For the end, he was just executing order 66.

  17. Bearly Alive

    Bearly Alive

    Acum 29 Zile

    Beat me to 'Death'

  18. Black Fox Flower

    Black Fox Flower

    Acum lună

    The parents were not taking any chances

  19. Amy Bleyer

    Amy Bleyer

    Acum lună

    The wrestler remindes me of Randy savage and hulk Hogan had a kid

  20. Fearr


    Acum lună

    So the lesson today kids is… *Never get a contract*

  21. TheDjcobra2001


    Acum lună

    Someone skipped leg day.

  22. Mcoy Khan

    Mcoy Khan

    Acum lună

    We need a sequel

  23. A TF2 Gaymer

    A TF2 Gaymer

    Acum lună

    They had us in the second half not gonna lie

  24. LeadSine


    Acum lună

    Guy: (crying) The captions: [Laughter]

  25. Tjoa Henny

    Tjoa Henny

    Acum lună


  26. Martin Hurtado

    Martin Hurtado

    Acum lună


  27. X SkyChaser X

    X SkyChaser X

    Acum lună

    You know you're a bad doctor when wrestler cured someone that you can't

  28. Random


    Acum lună

    “They got us in the first half, not gonna lie.”

  29. Chevy Romer

    Chevy Romer

    Acum lună

    Not the 3 count😭😭😭

  30. Dragon Beast

    Dragon Beast

    Acum lună


  31. Tony2Truuu TV

    Tony2Truuu TV

    Acum lună

    Yo this makes me wonder if someone’s final wish was to be put in the sleeper hold to death by a wwe wrestler

  32. Tjoa Henny

    Tjoa Henny

    Acum lună

    I love the buff man the eye just like shcoked

  33. Jonsku 666

    Jonsku 666

    Acum lună

    The kid isn't dying at that point anymore though, so wouldn't Make A Wish's contract kinda lose its purpose..?

  34. Taylor Dizon

    Taylor Dizon

    Acum lună

    Ya know what they say about wishes.

  35. Dario Jeronimo

    Dario Jeronimo

    Acum lună

    0:54 when someone steals your doritos

  36. Vibe Check

    Vibe Check

    Acum lună

    Cure to cancer get beaten up cure to aids get shot

  37. VocalBoid889 [ボーカロイドボーイ889]

    VocalBoid889 [ボーカロイドボーイ889]

    Acum lună

    Aww. The kid said “I want you to beat me *to death”* , so I guess the lesson is (Obviously) Be careful what you wish for.

  38. Clarence Stokely

    Clarence Stokely

    Acum 2 luni

    The fuck you say gets me every time 😂

  39. Vena Studnicka

    Vena Studnicka

    Acum 2 luni


  40. Wee Gee

    Wee Gee

    Acum 2 luni

    This is why “be careful what you wish for” is a phrase

  41. Ntxoo Thoj

    Ntxoo Thoj

    Acum 2 luni

    Wishes always come true said my grandma...

  42. Lama Duckie

    Lama Duckie

    Acum 2 luni

    Stop watching the video at 2:00 trust me

  43. Kamen Rider Wizard

    Kamen Rider Wizard

    Acum 2 luni

    Agents will go to Hell

  44. G-master Dobrak

    G-master Dobrak

    Acum 2 luni

    Hahahhahahah jeej

  45. Ayden Yan

    Ayden Yan

    Acum 2 luni

    It was horrible oh I did it downstairs you do not kill a kid like me I'm a kid I don't like I don't want to die

  46. ash the trash

    ash the trash

    Acum 2 luni

    Why does it still beep even when its not attached to the kid?

  47. yy Xrc

    yy Xrc

    Acum 2 luni

    Becareful for what you wish for.



    Acum 2 luni

    I won't have what he's having

  49. Bengal Billy

    Bengal Billy

    Acum 2 luni

    This was based on a true story

  50. Liam’s gam’s Tv

    Liam’s gam’s Tv

    Acum 2 luni

    I hat you



    Acum 2 luni

    Didn't expect that ending

  52. Giokyo


    Acum 2 luni

    I like how even the parents nodded .

  53. KiddLogicc


    Acum 2 luni

    Well, he got his wish.

  54. Greeninja_playz


    Acum 2 luni

    0:56 When my friend says anime Sucks

  55. Aidan Cintron

    Aidan Cintron

    Acum 2 luni

    Why is there still beeping? He was unplugged.

  56. IlIAsaulterIlI Geometry dash

    IlIAsaulterIlI Geometry dash

    Acum 2 luni

    My favorite part 0:53

  57. Blocky_Luke


    Acum 3 luni

    Honestly this made me cry

    • Blocky_Luke


      Acum 3 luni

      also WAY TO DARK

  58. Reeza Haida Miskam

    Reeza Haida Miskam

    Acum 3 luni


  59. Juicy Jenrette

    Juicy Jenrette

    Acum 3 luni

    They need help ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

  60. john


    Acum 3 luni

    the heart monitor kept beating

  61. Isaiah mccoy

    Isaiah mccoy

    Acum 3 luni

    Bruh this the first time Ive seen pupils drawn in the eyes of the characters and this was the perfect time for it😂

  62. killer queen

    killer queen

    Acum 3 luni

    Me when my son gets body slammed Me: *remembering my friend getting body slammed* 0:53

  63. Sinbad Williams

    Sinbad Williams

    Acum 3 luni

    You know its serious when the characters gain actual eyeballs even for a second...

  64. no face

    no face

    Acum 3 luni


  65. Aurlferous


    Acum 3 luni


  66. Edwardo Botero

    Edwardo Botero

    Acum 3 luni

    Who's here because of tiktok? Haha 😂

  67. CMPilz


    Acum 3 luni

    why did he bat him up again

  68. Stephen Williams

    Stephen Williams

    Acum 3 luni

    0:56 when your child talks back

  69. Telcrem


    Acum 3 luni

    This Is The Most Fucked Up Cyanide & Happiness Short I Ever Saw *and i love it*

  70. Shark Puppet

    Shark Puppet

    Acum 3 luni


  71. Zboss519


    Acum 3 luni

    The make a wish kids nicknames should be dead by daylight

  72. Hendrick Lamar

    Hendrick Lamar

    Acum 3 luni

    All my thoughts and prayers goes to this little hero who fought this disease but unfortunately passed but atleast he met his idol❤️

  73. No Username

    No Username

    Acum 3 luni

    Plot twist: that only made him stronger, that boy is now the most powerful being in the universe, able to rip apart black holes and break the fabric of space time with ease.

  74. Hayden Avellona

    Hayden Avellona

    Acum 3 luni

    I guess if you break your spine in half you won’t have a functioning spine meaning you won’t have spinal disease.

  75. cerebral pathways

    cerebral pathways

    Acum 3 luni


  76. Ethan Arrieta

    Ethan Arrieta

    Acum 3 luni


  77. brick mike 117

    brick mike 117

    Acum 3 luni


  78. Dan Rikster Abangan

    Dan Rikster Abangan

    Acum 3 luni

    Gosh thats so Brutal

  79. Tusk ACT 4

    Tusk ACT 4

    Acum 3 luni

    This is Very FUNNY

  80. Karter


    Acum 3 luni


  81. Brian's happy Corner

    Brian's happy Corner

    Acum 3 luni

    Im going to be honest this is probably one of their darker shorts.

  82. MadDog Of Shimano

    MadDog Of Shimano

    Acum 3 luni

    L-Little villain more like!...😱😱

  83. Kasheif Clements06

    Kasheif Clements06

    Acum 3 luni

    Lil hero

  84. Bad baggle

    Bad baggle

    Acum 3 luni

    0:55 I cant with his eyes 🤣🤣

  85. aouragh adam

    aouragh adam

    Acum 4 luni

    His dead man

  86. Pink Sheep!

    Pink Sheep!

    Acum 4 luni


  87. MasteredUltraInstinct Warrior

    MasteredUltraInstinct Warrior

    Acum 4 luni

    Doctor Crying Subtitles:laughter

  88. Narie


    Acum 4 luni

    Well this is dark

  89. mike Lasley

    mike Lasley

    Acum 4 luni

    To be fair here I dont think a child who got his back humbled would know at all if he'd been cured at all it could be he was still terminally ill but the shock of a spine injury dulled all other pain for a mere moment, but what do I know I'm not a doctor.

  90. 蒋Kal'tsit


    Acum 4 luni


  91. isai Diaz

    isai Diaz

    Acum 4 luni

    Make a wish: we are 100% sure its your childs last wish they make my wish is actually to eat with ronald McDonald

  92. Inkling Zap

    Inkling Zap

    Acum 4 luni

    Why bullet buster

  93. Nightmare Withered Freddy

    Nightmare Withered Freddy

    Acum 4 luni

    Well, he did say that he wanted to Die in style.

  94. Daniel_


    Acum 4 luni

    He has been killed twice

  95. Amicko Aberin

    Amicko Aberin

    Acum 4 luni

    Btw I noice the busster had normal feet why didn’t u tryied esersis ur feet

  96. Amicko Aberin

    Amicko Aberin

    Acum 4 luni

    0:55 wtf kid

  97. Jailyn Scott

    Jailyn Scott

    Acum 4 luni

    0:55 me when someone tells me that tiktok is getting band from the U.S.

    • Some Guy

      Some Guy

      Acum 2 luni

      My reaction was this: 😎

  98. Mr.Noobman


    Acum 4 luni

    2:24 in caption it said laughter -.-

  99. james the gaming cat

    james the gaming cat

    Acum 4 luni

    This one tho

  100. Saltmann


    Acum 4 luni

    Some kid: isnt cringe Reddit:0:55