Why Schools Should Stay Closed | Cyanide & Happiness Monday Mashup

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  1. John wick

    John wick

    Acum 2 Zile

    I really thought that he shoot them

  2. Marcus Murray

    Marcus Murray

    Acum 18 Zile

    1:17 read the chalk board

  3. Robbie Mwirigi

    Robbie Mwirigi

    Acum lună

    Please read the bible

  4. Karen


    Acum lună

    I hate him Fart in the jar martin...

  5. lord echo

    lord echo

    Acum lună

    My call for December 2020 fart in a jar martins jars all break.

  6. ایت الله فاکر

    ایت الله فاکر

    Acum lună


  7. Swifttech360


    Acum lună

    Anywone else realize when god farted it made a universe.

  8. Scott White

    Scott White

    Acum lună

    I don't know a single Christian who thinks the Universe is 6000 years old Apparently a lot of A-thiests have never heard of time dilation lolol

  9. i am a cat

    i am a cat

    Acum lună

    Bruh what if god exists but he created humans after the dinosaurs died and he just assumed he created the world case everything was on fire because of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs

  10. Bl4ckLego


    Acum 2 luni

    4.5B year is wrong, 4,6B is true :D

  11. Bill T

    Bill T

    Acum 2 luni

    How many people came here wanting to see Cyanide and Happiness' sick take on covid-19? I did it. I am sorely disappointed. Even Bob's Burgers made fun of covid-19 lockdowns. WTF dudes? Bob Burgers has bigger cahones than you guys? Come on! Do a covid skit. What happened to the guys that did the "Don't Read" signs and "Speed Racist" ?

  12. Just Some Girl With A Mustache

    Just Some Girl With A Mustache

    Acum 2 luni

    Plot twist, Fart in The Jar Martin is God and the fart is the entire Cyanide universe.

  13. Kali Warner

    Kali Warner

    Acum 2 luni

    N O P E I T W A S A A A A A A L L L L M E

  14. NobodyWatchesMyContentAnymoreToons


    Acum 2 luni

    sharkrad poster on the left corner 2:49

  15. Michal Baranowski

    Michal Baranowski

    Acum 2 luni

    hahaha.. Fart in a jur Martin

  16. Unknown Zergs

    Unknown Zergs

    Acum 2 luni

    Doesnt fart in a jar Martin look like the guy in the new episode in Stockholm's

  17. N.LitenMe_Qunt


    Acum 2 luni

    First Cartoon, the reason we don't let God into our schools

  18. Xpired Snipez

    Xpired Snipez

    Acum 2 luni

    Are we gonna ignore the fact he made a universe in class by farting

  19. charles aghahowa

    charles aghahowa

    Acum 2 luni

    The biggest problems in American schools...keeping God away

  20. prince ejay bongo

    prince ejay bongo

    Acum 2 luni

    Mustttt beee aaaaaa mondayyyyyy

  21. Noob. I guess.

    Noob. I guess.

    Acum 2 luni

    It was 24 years. Ever since he farted in his jar in *ONLY ONE TIME. IT HAPPENED ONCE.*

  22. iFIopsi Roblox

    iFIopsi Roblox

    Acum 2 luni

    No one: The quiet kid in school: 1:29

  23. Fatedreal Wiliams

    Fatedreal Wiliams

    Acum 2 luni

    Hmm make one about area direa / area 51

  24. Mr. Muffin

    Mr. Muffin

    Acum 2 luni

    He farted on my birthday.

  25. Davy Wang

    Davy Wang

    Acum 2 luni

    No such a comedy in Islamic country....

    • Jihad AR

      Jihad AR

      Acum 2 luni

      What do you mean?

  26. Janene Rankin

    Janene Rankin

    Acum 2 luni

    1:30 times where you see this, you would’ve expected the kid to shoot the entire classroom but not according to C&H😂😂😂

  27. Collision Particle

    Collision Particle

    Acum 2 luni

    coz COVID-19

  28. Slime Games development

    Slime Games development

    Acum 2 luni

    Why schools should stay closed... SO WE CAN WATCH CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS

  29. GetOnADamnDiet


    Acum 2 luni

    As one man said years ago we as humans don’t live that long and have too many things that change the story a winner a loser and a inherited history that could be changed by the tellers or writers even today a great look is BLM which means that black people killed in clear crimes against them should have justice as in the killer put in jail but ppl think it is something else which is annoying but a simple fact of the lies humans tell

  30. Damon Aura

    Damon Aura

    Acum 2 luni

    C U Y

  31. Gary Gordle

    Gary Gordle

    Acum 2 luni

    Martin’s butt gas was on my day of birth, this is epic

  32. أســتبرق '

    أســتبرق '

    Acum 2 luni

    Let me tell you that there are those who steal these videos and publish them on Instagram and with a Saudi translation. But not as beautiful as your videos😁

  33. Gi4nn4ross


    Acum 2 luni

    you should not make clips with me

  34. Ben Goree

    Ben Goree

    Acum 2 luni

    @cyanide and happiness - can I use the first section of this video

  35. MoTaKez


    Acum 2 luni

    fart in a jar martin

  36. Ajay FujiwaraTauer

    Ajay FujiwaraTauer

    Acum 2 luni

    Look at top left 2:44

  37. FearTheWeird300


    Acum 2 luni

    On the second one I just noticed the chalk board.

  38. Cherry Blossoms

    Cherry Blossoms

    Acum 2 luni

    Last one just lol

  39. Saint Jimmy

    Saint Jimmy

    Acum 3 luni

    Am I the only one who noticed Gods fart turn into a spiral galaxy?

  40. Jamaya Howard

    Jamaya Howard

    Acum 3 luni

    the first one describes the arguments atheists have with religious people

  41. Troy Haughtelin

    Troy Haughtelin

    Acum 3 luni

    0:16 Looking at that mustache and listening to that voice, I think he’s Chip Chapley, and I think he’s got this.

  42. James Wolf

    James Wolf

    Acum 3 luni

    Did anyone else see the Shark-rad poster in martins room ?

  43. James Wolf

    James Wolf

    Acum 3 luni

    Their in high school but he was in fourth grade 24 years ago

  44. Chattman4311


    Acum 3 luni

    Imma fart in a jar and keep it for a while see what happens

  45. Katherine beachy

    Katherine beachy

    Acum 3 luni

    Anyone noticed that when the hit farted it came out as the milky way



    Acum 3 luni

    I'll have god as my teacher👍👍👍😂😂😂he so funny

  47. Holly love gacha

    Holly love gacha

    Acum 3 luni

    You forgot about gym class

  48. The Shöcker Pit

    The Shöcker Pit

    Acum 3 luni

    1:33 and look at these two kids in trenchcoats want to join

  49. Racer Red

    Racer Red

    Acum 3 luni

    Actually what if you made a Monday mashup of gaming

  50. Eddie Carosone

    Eddie Carosone

    Acum 3 luni

    Yellow shirt kid be like: BWAAAAAA HE AAAAHAHHHHHH!!!

  51. [HyperZone]


    Acum 3 luni

    1:10. Compare and contrast. Dogknots, poop, boobs, chest etc

  52. [HyperZone]


    Acum 3 luni

    God is the best in these animations!

  53. Joshua Waldorf

    Joshua Waldorf

    Acum 3 luni

    God. He's so cool.

  54. DJ Pendejo

    DJ Pendejo

    Acum 3 luni

    You guys should do a video when the bottle breaks and all of farts come out and causes a fallout

  55. أســتبرق '

    أســتبرق '

    Acum 3 luni

    Can't you translate it into Arabic?

    • أســتبرق '

      أســتبرق '

      Acum 2 luni

      Compulsive Commenter I do not know english. I am using a translator and it is difficult for him to translate the video

    • Compulsive Commenter

      Compulsive Commenter

      Acum 2 luni

      No but maybe you can

  56. •Candy •

    •Candy •

    Acum 3 luni

    1000th comment

  57. •Candy •

    •Candy •

    Acum 3 luni

    999th comment

  58. •Candy •

    •Candy •

    Acum 3 luni


  59. Christian S

    Christian S

    Acum 3 luni

    The teacher is trying to argue with God, the teacher loses

  60. Mr_FluffAMuffins


    Acum 3 luni

    World Leaders: Were going to open schools God: NUH UHHHH DON'T THINK SO Corona cases rises 20%

  61. Liz Ello

    Liz Ello

    Acum 3 luni

    Fart in a Jar Martin actually makes me uncomfortable

  62. Jocom Firesin

    Jocom Firesin

    Acum 3 luni

    The religious beliefs and the scientific perspective don't necessarily oppose one another.

    • MBM Boba

      MBM Boba

      Acum 3 luni

      Yes they absolutely do

  63. Warren Simpson

    Warren Simpson

    Acum 3 luni

    How Christians:explain god

  64. Gocolas


    Acum 3 luni

    Do some Christians really think that earth was formed 6000 years ago?

    • Gocolas


      Acum 2 luni

      @Cyberfunk what

    • Cyberfunk


      Acum 2 luni

      Not that simple. Carbon method was proven flawed, and at the same time some argue about how God sees time

    • Gocolas


      Acum 3 luni

      @7th Sin thats strange

    • 7th Sin

      7th Sin

      Acum 3 luni

      Some.. i think

  65. The4 RealDeal

    The4 RealDeal

    Acum 3 luni

    Yep can’t shoot schools up if they’re empty or here’s a better idea. STOP GIVING GUNS TO KIDS. Hey NRA how many kids did you kill today.

  66. Meie Locrt

    Meie Locrt

    Acum 3 luni

    Who else is a little afraid of Fart in a jar Martin?

  67. Drained


    Acum 3 luni

    No new content, just old ass compilations to milk some money out of the audience. Cyanude and trash

  68. Pillow Mc normal man

    Pillow Mc normal man

    Acum 3 luni

    2:50 M. Night Shamalamamon wrote this

  69. david martinez

    david martinez

    Acum 3 luni

    I can't find my original comment

  70. undercover639


    Acum 3 luni

    1:29 kid: I have a whole fucking armory under my desk

  71. LT Wang

    LT Wang

    Acum 3 luni

    *all the kids liked that*

  72. Amy Kleefisch

    Amy Kleefisch

    Acum 3 luni

    He Got A Gun

  73. Acepilot8 gaming

    Acepilot8 gaming

    Acum 3 luni

    Now this is quite the compilation....and probably accurate😂😂😂

  74. Sir Kid

    Sir Kid

    Acum 3 luni

    "Why schools should stay closed" Me who still hates school: "I've never respected a youtube channel so much before"

  75. Ms. PK

    Ms. PK

    Acum 3 luni

    1998 was 4th grade. This post is for my wild, and cutting up ass friend who was once a class clown, today 8/17/ we're celebrating her 32nd birthday as best friends for over 10 years a lot of learning & unlearning🍷🎂💓 has gotten us here! God, school, & being weird got us this far!! see what I did there? 🌽ball grin*

  76. Lori Cardinal

    Lori Cardinal

    Acum 3 luni

    Never new god was a jackass

  77. ジョルノジョバーナ


    Acum 3 luni

    I thought it was Killer Queen in the desk and he was under control of Bites the dust

  78. Doobulldorph


    Acum 3 luni

    We definitely still need school if this stuff happens on a daily basis

  79. J024


    Acum 3 luni


  80. Alexandra Delliou

    Alexandra Delliou

    Acum 3 luni

    2020: 4522

  81. Malachi Townsley

    Malachi Townsley

    Acum 3 luni

    That moment when the Bible doesn’t support 6000 years ago either 🤧 silly people not actually reading

  82. cprime


    Acum 3 luni

    qeive in a can ann

  83. TMAS


    Acum 3 luni

    Now do Muhammad

  84. VisionXGaming YT

    VisionXGaming YT

    Acum 3 luni

    If god is that funny I can’t wait to to heaven

  85. Jahfari Hazelwood

    Jahfari Hazelwood

    Acum 3 luni

    0:45 The fart looked like space

  86. Exorcist 666

    Exorcist 666

    Acum 3 luni

    Imagine god is roasting u

  87. Felipe Cruz

    Felipe Cruz

    Acum 3 luni

    loved how god's fart created a mini galaxy

  88. The2ToneGemini 1

    The2ToneGemini 1

    Acum 3 luni

    Didn’t understand shit but it made me laugh😂😂

  89. But Zynga Yeah boy E

    But Zynga Yeah boy E

    Acum 3 luni

    Wait a minute no recoil Those are just totally guns toy guns

  90. Łukasz Krzentowski

    Łukasz Krzentowski

    Acum 3 luni

    Let's break the jar

  91. Eve


    Acum 3 luni

    0:57 the kid laughing is 8 year old me laughing at literally anything in the tv.

  92. S7 • Lumity

    S7 • Lumity

    Acum 3 luni

    666 dislike, i laik it

  93. Donovan Mckenzie

    Donovan Mckenzie

    Acum 3 luni

    Let's leave the dislikes at 666

  94. iluvmym4


    Acum 3 luni

    I think I voted 🗳 for Fart n a jar before 🤔

  95. Brimestone Lewis

    Brimestone Lewis

    Acum 3 luni

    0:50 We were made in his image. No wonder we're a mess...

  96. Shadownode


    Acum 3 luni

    The second one perfectly portrays the American education system.

    • Shadownode


      Acum 2 luni

      @L7ckyDuck no, that every American student is called William. /s

    • L7ckyDuck


      Acum 2 luni

      We have fun shooting up schools?

  97. Black Coffee

    Black Coffee

    Acum 3 luni

    Oh. I was the sleeping guy. You saw me?

  98. mega net

    mega net

    Acum 3 luni

    It will help everyone if the schools just didn't open

  99. Kylo Bedo

    Kylo Bedo

    Acum 3 luni

    MORE MARTIN!! Please.

  100. karthikeyan shanmugasundaram

    karthikeyan shanmugasundaram

    Acum 3 luni

    Martin could make a atom bomb out of his jars!!