Why All Children Should Be Banned! | Cyanide & Happiness Monday Mashup

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  1. Jonathan Warrdddedcxddeececldron

    Jonathan Warrdddedcxddeececldron

    Acum 4 Zile

    Any kid who complains about getting Easter Cadbury creme egggs for Halloween should be banned



    Acum 6 Zile

    I absolutely loved the Halloween one plz make more you got ur self a sub

  3. Est Mihi

    Est Mihi

    Acum 6 Zile

    “I lied” 😰🥶 gave me chills

  4. Ryan Reynolds

    Ryan Reynolds

    Acum 13 Zile

    Tall boys Hass to be my favorite

  5. {Chris Afton}

    {Chris Afton}

    Acum 13 Zile

    Fart in a jar martin do be having sharkrad picture

  6. Noah Anderson

    Noah Anderson

    Acum 15 Zile

    So Martin is in 2001?

  7. James Howard

    James Howard

    Acum 15 Zile

    Sooo artin farts EVERYDAY!?

    • James Howard

      James Howard

      Acum 15 Zile




    Acum 17 Zile

    Martin is the only one who look different?

  9. Ritak08 Hax

    Ritak08 Hax

    Acum 26 Zile

    What was your morning

  10. beyond the unknown

    beyond the unknown

    Acum 28 Zile

    Why did the dude looks like james charlis

  11. The Coolest Daniel

    The Coolest Daniel

    Acum 29 Zile

    How do you Capture a fart in a jar

  12. Harry Potter

    Harry Potter

    Acum lună

    Wait. If all kids are banned, who'd watch ur shorts then?

  13. pocky chew

    pocky chew

    Acum lună

    I thought your target demographic was teenagers who are technically still children

  14. 88 Apes

    88 Apes

    Acum lună


  15. Test_Account237


    Acum lună

    Look closely at 3:20 and you can see that Red Flavor costs 5, Blue flavor costs 6, and no flavor costs 7.

  16. jj playz

    jj playz

    Acum lună

    I don’t get the ant thing

  17. William James

    William James

    Acum lună

    So did we all miss that Martin only farts once a day

  18. G Carl Manzano

    G Carl Manzano

    Acum lună

    Yesterday I donate my PHONE , WATCH and WALLET to the poor guy . You can't imagine the happiness that i felt as l saw him putting the gun back in his pocket .

  19. Talia Rock

    Talia Rock

    Acum lună

    If you learn nothing from the second short, here's a handy suggestion... At least use seasonally appropriate candy.

  20. Aneeq Mughal

    Aneeq Mughal

    Acum lună

    We want more of tall boy hit the town

  21. Chef Cheems

    Chef Cheems

    Acum lună

    n a n i

  22. Kaylee Wilson

    Kaylee Wilson

    Acum lună


  23. alex swin 2.

    alex swin 2.

    Acum lună


  24. alex swin 2.

    alex swin 2.

    Acum lună


  25. Faraz Iqbal

    Faraz Iqbal

    Acum lună

    Martin put the jar facing the wall, and then it magically turns around, away from the wall

  26. Christine Ferreira

    Christine Ferreira

    Acum lună

    The song always gets in my head 😂💃

  27. Chill_Forest


    Acum lună

    my story of jar

  28. dietrichyxx


    Acum lună


  29. Kurt Bertumen

    Kurt Bertumen

    Acum lună

    Do Lightning Kid a Cyanide and Happiness Video and were done with Kids get Parenting videos

  30. Harmony Short

    Harmony Short

    Acum lună

    It was the "I lied" for meee😂😂 that was in the fart a jar Martin clip.😂😂

  31. Christopher Hager

    Christopher Hager

    Acum lună

    If I had the choice, I'd smash his jar.

  32. Gyroscopicjester


    Acum lună

    Ah, the argument for abortion

  33. AJ Carr

    AJ Carr

    Acum lună

    fart in a jar martin is 99.9 air and 0.1 percent jar

  34. Jakob Asp

    Jakob Asp

    Acum lună

    When is Ted Bear 3 comming

  35. deanisok


    Acum lună

    when that last bit of fart in a jar martin was like: “i lied”, it always freaks me out so bad edit: grammar

  36. Maryo


    Acum lună

    2:00is brutal

  37. Jebanesh Physio

    Jebanesh Physio

    Acum lună

    To the early squad reading this may you live healthier and happier for 100 years (See my name btw

  38. Rafael Chia Ruijie Index 27

    Rafael Chia Ruijie Index 27

    Acum lună

    I have never been so offended by something that I 100% agree with

  39. KudosK


    Acum lună

    COPPA hit hard. Plus, humor evolved. *"Devolved"*

  40. Sally Villarreal

    Sally Villarreal

    Acum lună

    I want an update on what Fart in a Jar Martin is up to

  41. Loco Gio Motocroz

    Loco Gio Motocroz

    Acum lună

    Okay but how the hell do you get so many jars?

  42. Micah Ferrin

    Micah Ferrin

    Acum lună

    I have hair

  43. Greywall


    Acum lună

    April 4... Oh boy. My birthday.

  44. The rawring dog

    The rawring dog

    Acum lună

    Sorry you need to be this tall to ride Adults that are just short: am I joke to you?

  45. RagonSwanson


    Acum lună

    What Do I Do Lord? Destroy The Child! Corrupt Them All!

  46. Crazycatportal88 Random channel

    Crazycatportal88 Random channel

    Acum lună

    All of these “Children” are. Boys, What did the girl “Children” Do? Is says ALL CHILDREN SHOULD BE BANNED, XD also classic C&H

    • Mabswer


      Acum lună

      Made more bois?

    • Robbie S

      Robbie S

      Acum lună

      Well Girls makes all the Boys look bad and evil in front of the Elders

  47. LoveDose On YouTube

    LoveDose On YouTube

    Acum lună

    “When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long, no distance is too far; no one can ever tear them apart.” - Author Unknown

  48. zackous67


    Acum lună

    How can Martin maintain storage for all those jobs

  49. springtrap GG

    springtrap GG

    Acum lună


  50. the king

    the king

    Acum lună

    Hi 👋

  51. Jacob Kruger

    Jacob Kruger

    Acum lună

    *Kids should be banned* Anakin: I see you too are a man of culture

  52. Zedowskyy


    Acum lună

    I think one of the funniest part about tall kids is fact that one is white and the other is black, so it means if bottom legs would show for a second they would be of a black person, even tho face of the person is white, so i wonder how all the other people that saw it would think this one person would look like under the coat

  53. weird animation

    weird animation

    Acum lună

    That 2nd one really got me

  54. Sonya Mitchell

    Sonya Mitchell

    Acum lună

    Fart in a jar Martin should be banned for keeping fart in a jar

  55. Ben Ne

    Ben Ne

    Acum lună

    New animation for Steve plz plz plz 🙃

  56. Cirino saldana

    Cirino saldana

    Acum lună

    Fart in the jar Martin is an idiot.

  57. Midnight sapphire

    Midnight sapphire

    Acum lună

    2:16 I laugh Every time

  58. pineapple paste

    pineapple paste

    Acum lună

    But... It isn’t Monday... It’s *TUESDAY*

  59. Raven Noonan

    Raven Noonan

    Acum lună

    i love these short clips the always make my day

  60. Ish Jain

    Ish Jain

    Acum lună

    At least he got beer🍺🍻

  61. Werewolf Master

    Werewolf Master

    Acum lună

    BAN? ...OF THIS WORLD = KILL! Yes, mr. officer it's this channel who brainwashed me to this.

  62. Mr Sexy

    Mr Sexy

    Acum lună

    that person who hates gawr gura would agree with this vid.

  63. Napthaly C. Dansalan

    Napthaly C. Dansalan

    Acum lună

    Dear dairy :some times i dont understand

  64. TheBlueInspector


    Acum lună

    The is a picture of shark dad in the room I didn’t realize it till now

  65. HypingSugar


    Acum lună

    2 more dislikes and this has 100 💯 dislikes 😭

  66. superpramey


    Acum lună

    Americans when they realise that children eventually take 100 percent of the jobs

  67. Pants Raptor

    Pants Raptor

    Acum lună

    Can we please have more Jimmy three balls

  68. Dylan Zapata

    Dylan Zapata

    Acum lună


  69. Guy Boo

    Guy Boo

    Acum lună

    Things could always be worse. In a few years, his dates will know him as "Shart in a car" Martin.

  70. SUGAR !CE


    Acum lună

    Plot twist: the children imagined the whole thing to cope with the death of mr macelroy

  71. Joshua Romanian

    Joshua Romanian

    Acum lună

    Imagine if all those jars fell and broke.. releasing the most toxic gas that ever existed on earth

  72. Amanda Anderson

    Amanda Anderson

    Acum lună

    Reruns of reruns. We all agree children are gross.

  73. BillionSkydiver


    Acum lună

    Sounds like Kappa Najar

  74. Gordatados


    Acum lună

    The ant one will haunt my nightmares.

  75. Scott’s Aerial Videos

    Scott’s Aerial Videos

    Acum lună

    *good thing I don’t want kids*

  76. The Boi

    The Boi

    Acum lună

    Is it wrong if I thought "fart in a jar" martin was a mutant worm creature

  77. gamer Loran

    gamer Loran

    Acum lună

    The last one is good

  78. Caiden Barrios

    Caiden Barrios

    Acum lună

    pets should be banned

  79. Pikachu King

    Pikachu King

    Acum lună

    Just reuploading old clips, I see

  80. SysGhost


    Acum lună

    It's the moustache! He recognised the kids a mile away, but once he saw the moustache there was no doubt it was a tall nice looking man.

  81. David Pellecchia

    David Pellecchia

    Acum lună

    They had me at fart in a jar

  82. Harry Potter

    Harry Potter

    Acum lună

    Im early

  83. Santana Shawntez

    Santana Shawntez

    Acum lună

    nice vid

  84. Jahziel Peralta

    Jahziel Peralta

    Acum lună

    this is very educational in a funny way

  85. Minecraft Steve

    Minecraft Steve

    Acum lună

    "Children should be banned" Their entire audience:

  86. da boyben

    da boyben

    Acum lună

    Hey guys. Im trying my best trying to be a yt gamer. Plz help me get 100 subs on yt. God bless

  87. Abhraneel Gupta

    Abhraneel Gupta

    Acum lună

    Hey those tall boys and the Halloween boys are the same. I recently noticed that

  88. realerdealers


    Acum lună

    I left a comment

  89. that one kid on the internet

    that one kid on the internet

    Acum lună

    Oh ok then.

  90. Shadesword675


    Acum lună

    Fart in a jar Martin is surprisingly not weird compared to the rest of the content

  91. Just A Bored Person yt

    Just A Bored Person yt

    Acum lună

    Guys hear me out. If you child gets in trouble in school it gives you a reason to punch somebody. The principle and teacher.

  92. Chris RJ

    Chris RJ

    Acum lună

    "Why All Children Should Be Banned!" B-b-b-but, Nickelodeon said... :,(

    • BFDI Pencil & Swee Heng Official/FBDI

      BFDI Pencil & Swee Heng Official/FBDI

      Acum lună


  93. FlamingGoldenFox the gold fox

    FlamingGoldenFox the gold fox

    Acum lună

    Video idea: Promise a 9 year old boy watches his grandfather die in front of him and the grandpa says that he will be watching over him 12 years later the kid gets pulled over by the cops after handing his license they were going to arrest him but then a bullet comes out of nowhere and hits the cop in the brain turns out it's his grandpa that shot the bullet with a sniper rifle

  94. koko Fidel

    koko Fidel

    Acum lună

    Can we let charmx react this

  95. Kyle Cassar

    Kyle Cassar

    Acum lună

    If it wasn't for children we wouldn't have age restrictions on booze

  96. Xerox Tony

    Xerox Tony

    Acum lună

    This is veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy epic

  97. Allen Rusiana

    Allen Rusiana

    Acum lună


  98. Joel Lee

    Joel Lee

    Acum lună


  99. NukeMarine


    Acum lună

    Humanity is down to few survivors. The hordes of hell spawned demon attack by sense of smell. Your farts are now silent and deadly. However, a hero arises that discovered he has prepared for this moment since he was a child. Fart-in-a-Jar Martin stars in "He Who Smelt It!"

  100. Kitty S

    Kitty S

    Acum lună

    It was only one time fart in the jar.... .... **my life**