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  1. Kelli Wallace

    Kelli Wallace

    Acum lună

    the look on that ladies face when the bartender when to touch

  2. Bitch Aholic

    Bitch Aholic

    Acum lună

    I just heard the bartender say that "a lot of makeup goes a long way, you should try some" to the lady before the guy came up to the bar in ladies night xD

  3. Dededank


    Acum 2 luni

    Add a public comment...

  4. Thomas Daly

    Thomas Daly

    Acum 2 luni

    the confession is so simple but so good

  5. Greater GamingYN

    Greater GamingYN

    Acum 2 luni

    I got all 26 of my alt accounts just to sub to u

  6. marcsebastian399


    Acum 3 luni

    Hahahahaha 😂😂🤣 🤣

  7. marcsebastian399


    Acum 3 luni

    Hahahahaha 😂😂🤣 🤣

  8. mehrzad mohamadi

    mehrzad mohamadi

    Acum 3 luni

    What if they both had HIV in the first clip?

  9. Mustafa X1

    Mustafa X1

    Acum 3 luni


  10. Ovi Dan8612

    Ovi Dan8612

    Acum 4 luni


  11. Jay Williams

    Jay Williams

    Acum 4 luni

    Let alone one die

  12. Richard Alexander

    Richard Alexander

    Acum 4 luni

    Attention to detail: 100!!! I loved the icon on top of the doctors business card.

  13. JN cooking

    JN cooking

    Acum 4 luni

    I is 2020....

  14. Kim Lemuel Hervas

    Kim Lemuel Hervas

    Acum 4 luni

    Must be a monday xD Oof it is

  15. THE ANIMATOR 9000


    Acum 4 luni

    How do you make these amazing videos??? Please answer🙂🙂🙂

  16. Marenne Jansen

    Marenne Jansen

    Acum 4 luni

    0:35 😅

  17. Kennis Smith

    Kennis Smith

    Acum 4 luni

    Um blood type?????

  18. mjstory1976


    Acum 4 luni


  19. Nancy Chun

    Nancy Chun

    Acum 4 luni

    I love how he just swallowed the spit

  20. The Joker

    The Joker

    Acum 5 luni

    Immediate H.I.V

  21. Grapple Sause

    Grapple Sause

    Acum 5 luni


  22. tomohiro luo

    tomohiro luo

    Acum 5 luni

    So we are going to ignore the fact that doc didn’t wear pants

  23. Kaytie Osborne

    Kaytie Osborne

    Acum 5 luni


  24. Anna Sherosky

    Anna Sherosky

    Acum 5 luni

    Lol that's why I drink at home and I know my alcohol limit not all doctors can be trusted. Sad fact of life.

  25. Boody CF

    Boody CF

    Acum 5 luni

    Are we just not gonna talk about how they've could've got AIDS?

  26. Arabella Hanes

    Arabella Hanes

    Acum 5 luni

    I thought the doctor was doing that for more beer

  27. christopher king

    christopher king

    Acum 5 luni


  28. Matthew Oliveira

    Matthew Oliveira

    Acum 5 luni

    I went from /:/ to D:

  29. Super NoobZ Animator

    Super NoobZ Animator

    Acum 5 luni


  30. DA ONE

    DA ONE

    Acum 5 luni

    1:42 what the f was that hahaha

  31. DaEggie


    Acum 5 luni

    Thanks for keeping us sane in quarantine

  32. Izaiah Rodriguez

    Izaiah Rodriguez

    Acum 5 luni

    But the guy in the green can just buy beer...

  33. Korey Schmidt

    Korey Schmidt

    Acum 5 luni

    drinking right now

  34. Oh boy cheese

    Oh boy cheese

    Acum 5 luni

    In the first one he was trying to even there blood and make them both sober but did the opposite

  35. Art.Official 671

    Art.Official 671

    Acum 5 luni

    3:12 is it me or do I hear a notification

  36. laila lover

    laila lover

    Acum 5 luni


  37. Simon Coppack

    Simon Coppack

    Acum 5 luni

    Was he naked under his lab coat? Looked like his arse hanging out when he turnt around.

  38. ღஐ_υтσρια яαу ν_ஐღ

    ღஐ_υтσρια яαу ν_ஐღ

    Acum 5 luni

    2:49 WTF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  39. lowesan Dune

    lowesan Dune

    Acum 5 luni

    Haha if that was larry in the future

  40. I have no idea 4444

    I have no idea 4444

    Acum 5 luni

    Wow how the fuck am I before 600

  41. dogsin_abasket2


    Acum 5 luni


  42. OkopianVoid


    Acum 5 luni

    That last clip, LOLz

  43. Frigorífico Especial

    Frigorífico Especial

    Acum 5 luni

    To be honest, I thought the doctor was gonna kidnap them.

  44. Joshua


    Acum 5 luni


  45. Teikou Penguin

    Teikou Penguin

    Acum 5 luni

    What is the doctor doing🤣

  46. Trexdel


    Acum 5 luni

    I got the slap chop commercial. 3 minutes and I watched the whole ad. The man knows how to slap chop his nuts.

  47. black lives dont matter

    black lives dont matter

    Acum 5 luni

    So wares purgatony vids

  48. Neicy Leticia

    Neicy Leticia

    Acum 5 luni


  49. LotaLunic


    Acum 5 luni

    I’ve been watching for 5 years and just realized I’m not subscribed

  50. Brenden Stahl

    Brenden Stahl

    Acum 5 luni

    Shots shots shot shot shot shots shots shot shot shot shot everybody

  51. Giuseppe Veghen

    Giuseppe Veghen

    Acum 5 luni

    I can do this but I don't put in the arm if you know what I mean😂.

  52. account?


    Acum 5 luni

    Why the hell don’t have their own show on tv

  53. Some ONE

    Some ONE

    Acum 5 luni

    The doctor was just looking for some compatible organ donors

  54. Music Rebel

    Music Rebel

    Acum 5 luni

    “Hey Doc...why do you do it” 😂😂😂

  55. Dan Cottrell

    Dan Cottrell

    Acum 5 luni

    Blue dude was my old room mate 24-7

  56. Anmo Animated

    Anmo Animated

    Acum 5 luni

    That guy just got gay ed 2:42

  57. Duolingo


    Acum 5 luni

    2:48 *Meet the trickster*

  58. Sam Hughes

    Sam Hughes

    Acum 5 luni

    In the first one, it turns out they aren’t matching blood types so they just both die after having a hallucination

  59. Megafoodie 69

    Megafoodie 69

    Acum 5 luni

    Last hit hard. Feel bad for the bartender

  60. Bittersweet Lime

    Bittersweet Lime

    Acum 5 luni

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that the doctor didn’t wore pants?

    • serafcolin


      Acum 4 luni

      Hmmm I wonder what that means

  61. Jorge Munguia

    Jorge Munguia

    Acum 5 luni

    What a hero.

  62. Anthony Callegari

    Anthony Callegari

    Acum 5 luni

    Best dollar ever spent 😂

  63. Nyther The Komrade Dog

    Nyther The Komrade Dog

    Acum 5 luni

    Why is everyone talking about the doctor when a guy got a free handy for a dollar?

    • Nyther The Komrade Dog

      Nyther The Komrade Dog

      Acum 3 luni

      The drink was a dollar, the handy was free

    • James Wolf

      James Wolf

      Acum 3 luni

      Nyther The Komrade Dog but it's a dollar

    • John Doe

      John Doe

      Acum 3 luni

      Tristanhx it might as well be free

    • Devld22


      Acum 5 luni

      I had to scroll for you

    • Tristanhx


      Acum 5 luni

      free for a dollar?

  64. Yoyoman_ Blue6

    Yoyoman_ Blue6

    Acum 5 luni

    Hi i'm just a commemt that isn't talking about the doctor bit

  65. Matt


    Acum 5 luni

    This is like the communism of alcohol

  66. solvseus


    Acum 5 luni

    Member bars? That was a thing, I dunno... a couple years ago or something. Time no longer has meaning.

  67. Kenneth Bltzr

    Kenneth Bltzr

    Acum 5 luni


  68. Eddie Valdi

    Eddie Valdi

    Acum 5 luni

    Made you touch my duck for a dollar

  69. Whats-My-Fandom


    Acum 5 luni

    The doc's name. NICE!

  70. Anime Logic

    Anime Logic

    Acum 5 luni

    The 2nd clip was funny

  71. Ah Yes, A Toyota Supra

    Ah Yes, A Toyota Supra

    Acum 5 luni


  72. Dominique


    Acum 5 luni

    What about the one where the guy had to go to the store to get more booze? Also, I haven't see that second one in a long time

  73. Heretic [Stanlyhalo]

    Heretic [Stanlyhalo]

    Acum 5 luni

    Are you guys uploading any new ones anymore? It seems to just be mashups.

  74. Jesse Shaffer

    Jesse Shaffer

    Acum 5 luni

    OMG, that doctor wasn’t wearing pants! lol

  75. Emperor Justinian

    Emperor Justinian

    Acum 5 luni

    Is it me or does the doctor look like Oscar Martinez?!

  76. Double_EE


    Acum 5 luni

    2:46 that face LOL

  77. RealzDaGamer


    Acum 5 luni

    Feel so much better than usual, I feel indisputable...

    • serafcolin


      Acum 4 luni


  78. NIKA - I very love s*x

    NIKA - I very love s*x

    Acum 5 luni

    funny, dude 🙂 ☺ 👣

  79. Justaknight


    Acum 5 luni

    I thought they would get H.I.V

  80. Yahia Olama

    Yahia Olama

    Acum 5 luni

    That doc was prolly naked under his lab coat lol

  81. Tobey Reynolds

    Tobey Reynolds

    Acum 5 luni

    🥴 / \ \___😫 _/ \ _// \\

  82. șapte fapte

    șapte fapte

    Acum 5 luni

    You've never done this episode and enter the varog enter my youtube channel

  83. Burger Man

    Burger Man

    Acum 5 luni

    Apparently blood transfusions don't apply to him

  84. Bass Galaxy

    Bass Galaxy

    Acum 5 luni

    Oh my gosh! The last clip gets me every time. 🤣

  85. Ted Zhang

    Ted Zhang

    Acum 5 luni

    how to get AIDS 101

  86. Agent 74

    Agent 74

    Acum 5 luni

    My sober up doctor is a coke dealer.

  87. ethan hornby -Abandoned-

    ethan hornby -Abandoned-

    Acum 5 luni

    it's not monday it's tuesday

  88. Teiki AMV

    Teiki AMV

    Acum 5 luni

    *aye aye aye ayu Jizus?*

  89. ArYa Note2self

    ArYa Note2self

    Acum 5 luni

    That Doc. The poor bartender touched!! 😂🤣

  90. LJ B

    LJ B

    Acum 5 luni

    Only OG’s know how old this is

  91. sam wsssof

    sam wsssof

    Acum 5 luni

    0:33 buhahahahahaha

  92. Arjen Dijk

    Arjen Dijk

    Acum 5 luni

    funny that when a shot would've cost 1 dollar for boys and 2 for girls, it wouldve been world news.

  93. Elijah Hamm

    Elijah Hamm

    Acum 5 luni

    This show is mess up in many ways

  94. DIL3N


    Acum 5 luni

    life is short

  95. DocRhys


    Acum 5 luni

    Lol Dr Larry Astkall = Dr L. Astkall = Dr Lastcall

  96. Gun Guy

    Gun Guy

    Acum 5 luni

    Didn’t I already see this before

  97. Smoke


    Acum 5 luni

    Guess they all had O blood

  98. lonewolf &games

    lonewolf &games

    Acum 5 luni

    That last one was gold

  99. Cat


    Acum 5 luni

    The title remembers me to the USA higschools

  100. Pietryn Glib

    Pietryn Glib

    Acum 5 luni

    Its only 3 videos, like really thats it.... i still love you don't stop please