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  1. Sujan Ajay

    Sujan Ajay

    Acum o Zi

    Where do you get the ingredient " dicks "

  2. Brisingr Astra

    Brisingr Astra

    Acum 2 Zile

    "Youre dinner sir, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS"

  3. Sujan Ajay

    Sujan Ajay

    Acum 2 Zile

    😂😂😂😂

  4. Gyrbae

    Gyrbae

    Acum 5 Zile

    Girl: I only hang out with guys, cause there's less drama Same Girl: 2:38

  5. Papyrus Undertale

    Papyrus Undertale

    Acum 6 Zile

    the captions are in french

  6. Wonder

    Wonder

    Acum 7 Zile

    1:22

  7. Kevin bundog

    Kevin bundog

    Acum 8 Zile

    1:17 me when I see a disgusting food

  8. Radiant FemboyUwU

    Radiant FemboyUwU

    Acum 8 Zile

    Me in middle school: Denise that I'm gay Me in high school: 2:38

  9. Ausy Casual Gaming

    Ausy Casual Gaming

    Acum 9 Zile

    That woman though. yikes!

  10. Gamer Ayush

    Gamer Ayush

    Acum 10 Zile

    At least those were "ball-less"...

  11. Graham McDaniel

    Graham McDaniel

    Acum 11 Zile

    This comment section needs to be in the ROfilm hall of fame.

  12. Gypsy Freak

    Gypsy Freak

    Acum 12 Zile

    why do i have a craving for sausages now

  13. Rocking Raccoon Productions

    Rocking Raccoon Productions

    Acum 12 Zile

    Guys I think Steven’s gay...

  14. Milton Brito

    Milton Brito

    Acum 17 Zile

    This anniversary sure PISSES me off, I hope UR IN - URINE luck, AND I HAVE A QUESTOIN WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY EVEN GET THE DICKS FROM PLZ DONT COMMENT TOO

  15. Voltaic Fire

    Voltaic Fire

    Acum 17 Zile

    𝔗𝔥𝔞𝔱'𝔰 𝔞 𝔩𝔬𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔰.

  16. Uncle Lumbago

    Uncle Lumbago

    Acum 18 Zile

    *_D I C K S_*

  17. Artur Perleka

    Artur Perleka

    Acum 18 Zile

    o my god that's so fucking desgusting

  18. TheGameMaster

    TheGameMaster

    Acum 18 Zile

    Boys after going in the locker room: Show me 2:03

  19. Nathan Shakes

    Nathan Shakes

    Acum 19 Zile

    sometimes i wonder if they made a portal into another reality with fucked up stuff and then they just animate it

  20. Tim The Tortilla

    Tim The Tortilla

    Acum 19 Zile

    we cannot just replace the D̷̫̱͇̺̙̫͖͋i̷̢̧̦̮̦̪̳̬̺͉̠͎̦̹͚̐̀ċ̸̛̪͉͚̼̼͑̂̚k̷̡̪͍̳̤̞̝̥͕͌͋̈́̂̒̂̓̈́̇s̵̡̪͇͔͓̲̳͆͊̍͛͒̔͘͜͝ͅ you ordered because you changed your mind

  21. Tim The Tortilla

    Tim The Tortilla

    Acum 19 Zile

    i would probably get an enormous pile of bacon wrapped prawns

  22. [e:LLUSIV ]

    [e:LLUSIV ]

    Acum 20 Zile

    The only caption is French. Classy indeed

  23. Joseph stalin1953

    Joseph stalin1953

    Acum 20 Zile

    2:03 priceless 👌

  24. Micah Magere

    Micah Magere

    Acum 21 o Zi

    Either the husband has issues or in his mind he enjoys what his meal is but pretends not to when he is with his wife

  25. Under Communism, Even Illness Becomes Wellness

    Under Communism, Even Illness Becomes Wellness

    Acum 21 o Zi

    i'm calling it now, genitalia edit: yes

  26. Michał Tułodziecki

    Michał Tułodziecki

    Acum 21 o Zi

    This is worst best idea ever. Every psychopath who wants eat there...

  27. My Animations

    My Animations

    Acum 21 o Zi

    0:37 I see the joke now

  28. Anonymous 9000

    Anonymous 9000

    Acum 22 Zile

    Now if they actually made such restraunt Everybody who saw this video will think about this and they will end up getting diiiiiiicks

  29. Lust King

    Lust King

    Acum 22 Zile

    im dying lauging every time the waiter said "dicks"

  30. _Mrs.Infinite762_ im a gamer

    _Mrs.Infinite762_ im a gamer

    Acum 22 Zile

    They cant make stuff this hilarious anymore due to pissy liberals getting offended over nothing

  31. Logan Bodley

    Logan Bodley

    Acum 22 Zile

    I’m more concerned about WHERE those dicks came from...

  32. Prena Perleka

    Prena Perleka

    Acum 23 Zile

    O MY GOOOOOOOOOOD THATS SO FUCKIND DUSCATING

  33. Phalanxes WR

    Phalanxes WR

    Acum 23 Zile

    "We cannot replace the *DEEKS* you ordered" 😂

  34. Angelina Dash

    Angelina Dash

    Acum 23 Zile

    My only question is, WHO THE FUCK IS SUPPLYING THEM DICKS?!? ARE THEY CHOPPING OFF DEATH ROW INMATES' DICKS AND SELLING THEM TO LE TÉLÉPATHE?! X'D The price of a plate of dicks must be very high. And you know, good quality dicks are hard to CUM BY X3

  35. ChronosGaming

    ChronosGaming

    Acum 23 Zile

    Lmfaoooo yeoooooooooooooooooo

  36. Zj Home

    Zj Home

    Acum 23 Zile

    Words fail me

  37. Groove Scorpion

    Groove Scorpion

    Acum 24 Zile

    How much would this place cost to go 😳

  38. ひろかいりゅざき

    ひろかいりゅざき

    Acum 24 Zile

    Is this whole thing just a JoJo reference? 'cause this is entire JoJo episode.

  39. Leonardo Vrček

    Leonardo Vrček

    Acum 25 Zile

    that waiter is my spirit animal

  40. Somoko Animations

    Somoko Animations

    Acum 27 Zile

    I love how the subs are automatically in french.

  41. Archoss 223

    Archoss 223

    Acum 27 Zile

    I'm scared because this made me hungry 0-0'

  42. dung ngo

    dung ngo

    Acum 28 Zile

    plot twist: the dicks are sausages, and they bring him out a type of every sausage dishes

  43. CRR 311 sux

    CRR 311 sux

    Acum 28 Zile

    2:38 ur mom lol

  44. RageShield

    RageShield

    Acum 28 Zile

    That lean in

  45. mm lya

    mm lya

    Acum 28 Zile

    What does The title transalate to?

    • Zohaib Jamal

      Zohaib Jamal

      Acum 28 Zile

      The thelepath

    • Zohaib Jamal

      Zohaib Jamal

      Acum 28 Zile

      The thelepath

  46. DriPZ_TruNKz

    DriPZ_TruNKz

    Acum 29 Zile

    Im so confused in why one of the dicks is gray....

  47. Noth1ng_2ornot

    Noth1ng_2ornot

    Acum 29 Zile

    2:00 looooool

  48. Wes Admas

    Wes Admas

    Acum 29 Zile

    Your DEEX sir 🧐

  49. MattapoisettPatton27

    MattapoisettPatton27

    Acum lună

    Plot twist: he doesn’t have a d*** because he ate it

  50. The Nerd98__

    The Nerd98__

    Acum lună

    Damn he didn’t have to be a “dick” to the waiter

  51. Sizwe Letanta

    Sizwe Letanta

    Acum lună

    Diiiiicks😂😂😂😂

  52. XxGaLaXyB0YxX_YT

    XxGaLaXyB0YxX_YT

    Acum lună

    DAAAAAAAACKKKSSS

  53. Parker Sandahl

    Parker Sandahl

    Acum lună

    Steven’s dinner is a no brainer

  54. Kacper Wisniewski

    Kacper Wisniewski

    Acum lună

    Mine brain:For me one waifu please

  55. Theflatcoolkat Chikorita

    Theflatcoolkat Chikorita

    Acum lună

    mmmmmmmmmm lasagna

  56. HkayakH

    HkayakH

    Acum lună

    I wonder what I would want

  57. The_Reaper_TRO

    The_Reaper_TRO

    Acum lună

    Are we going to go over the fact he straight up just swallowed them and didn’t chew

  58. Joaquin Balana

    Joaquin Balana

    Acum lună

    dickssssss!

  59. Rad locsin

    Rad locsin

    Acum lună

    Fuck ya

  60. Hello Pikmin

    Hello Pikmin

    Acum lună

    They would taste like skin

  61. Patrick's Music

    Patrick's Music

    Acum lună

    Maybe the best episode

  62. Dryeet2704

    Dryeet2704

    Acum lună

    NOAH, GET THE BOAT. Also Noah, check where they got the dicks from.

  63. zzz78979

    zzz78979

    Acum lună

    ewwwww

  64. Brielle Cline

    Brielle Cline

    Acum lună

    I love this! This is funny 😆

  65. Deez Nuts gamer 213 Martinez

    Deez Nuts gamer 213 Martinez

    Acum lună

    GAY!!!!!!

  66. Afif Hossain

    Afif Hossain

    Acum lună

    0:58 I no longer want my horrible job as a result of, *p a i d t o b e h o m e . c o m*

  67. Maureen Sapong

    Maureen Sapong

    Acum lună

    2:16

  68. Maureen Sapong

    Maureen Sapong

    Acum lună

    2:02

  69. Maureen Sapong

    Maureen Sapong

    Acum lună

    1:51

  70. Maureen Sapong

    Maureen Sapong

    Acum lună

    1:30

  71. Maureen Sapong

    Maureen Sapong

    Acum lună

    1:22

  72. Maureen Sapong

    Maureen Sapong

    Acum lună

    1:16

  73. John Williams

    John Williams

    Acum lună

    gros thats fucking gross

    • Bird Bathwater

      Bird Bathwater

      Acum lună

      1:49

  74. de Max64

    de Max64

    Acum lună

    I wonder what's for dinner DICKS!!!

  75. ManuMinexD

    ManuMinexD

    Acum lună

    2:02 i love this part

  76. norgi

    norgi

    Acum lună

    Plottwist: they go the orders mixed up.

  77. Duffka ‏‏‎

    Duffka ‏‏‎

    Acum lună

    I just crack up everytime he says "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS" 2:03

  78. I'm F I N E

    I'm F I N E

    Acum lună

    2:02

  79. BCWL

    BCWL

    Acum lună

    1:13 and for you sir, your dicks 🧐

  80. Clash Gamers

    Clash Gamers

    Acum lună

    The end tho

  81. COY GAMING YT SSB2 AND MORE

    COY GAMING YT SSB2 AND MORE

    Acum lună

    They would give me poo

  82. chilipepper

    chilipepper

    Acum lună

    Best cyanide and happiness video ever

  83. Aeighero MC

    Aeighero MC

    Acum lună

    I pity that guy from getting told by the waiter “we cannot just replace the D I C K S that you ordered-“

  84. Daniela RUIZ

    Daniela RUIZ

    Acum lună

    what did I just witness.... MOM! ITHINK I NEED SOME BLEEECH!

  85. Ethan

    Ethan

    Acum lună

    Plot Twist: Those dicks are made from the same ingredients as pasta, dough. In other words, they’re not real dicks.

  86. Juan Coria

    Juan Coria

    Acum lună

    Where did they get the docks at🤔

  87. Jose SMITH

    Jose SMITH

    Acum lună

    the woman is also a bad person since she says he's making a scene because he's not eating dicks and also she took the choc fountain without paying

  88. Fairy's Glitter

    Fairy's Glitter

    Acum lună

    Cannibalism

  89. Jason Baek

    Jason Baek

    Acum lună

    How is this not demonetized

  90. MrJRW2014

    MrJRW2014

    Acum lună

    Glizzy Gobbler!!

  91. Hold my beef stew

    Hold my beef stew

    Acum lună

    Not to be a stickler but how do you wonder what food you get, when a restaurant serves you the food your thinking of. Edit: PLATE OF DICKS

  92. multiple personalities

    multiple personalities

    Acum lună

    I would actually be scared to go there

  93. RussiasVodka Гача

    RussiasVodka Гача

    Acum lună

    I’d be the one too yell: SHOVE ONE OF THEM UP YOUR ASS

  94. picture perfect

    picture perfect

    Acum lună

    The real question is how and where he got all those

  95. raven dark heart

    raven dark heart

    Acum lună

    Ewwww he's a super pervert

  96. Maxwell Wilt

    Maxwell Wilt

    Acum lună

    I’d just get a LIT of caramel and cheese covered popcorn

  97. THE KING OF LIFE

    THE KING OF LIFE

    Acum lună

    I would littery get my chicken and eggs and bacon and cheese and pie and pizza

  98. Kelly Woods

    Kelly Woods

    Acum lună

    DAIIIIIICKSSSSSS

  99. Sokun Dragon

    Sokun Dragon

    Acum lună

    2:03 Why am I laughing so hard?!

  100. Jebus Crust · 10 years ago

    Jebus Crust · 10 years ago

    Acum lună

    Where did the dicks come from

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