John Battman 3: "Just Us Friends" - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

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Created By: Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick
Directed By: Joel Watson
Screenplay By: Joel Watson
Story By: Rob DenBleyker, Dave McElfatrick, Connor Murphy, Mike Salcedo
Voice Actors:
John Battman: Joel Watson
Dan Sooperman: Zach "Psychicpebbles" Hadel
Eight Minute Miles: Dave McElfatrick
Wow-A-Woman: Denise Magdale
Robernt: Kris Wilson
Wealthy Mother: Denise Magdale
Wealthy Father: Joel Watson
Robber: Rob DenBleyker
Animation Director: Bill Jones
Supervising Animator: Matt Thurman
Animation: Matt Thurman, Bill Jones
Character Design: Natalie Zusman, Stacey Silva
Background Art: Denise Magdale
Animatic: Connor Murphy
Editor: Taylor Ransom
Supervising Sound Editor & Mixer: Ben Governale
Sound Design/Foley: Nic Federle, Ben Governale
Produced By: Adam Nusrallah
Production Manager: Autumn Soeder
Production Assistant: Michael Stewart


  1. Leap Frog

    Leap Frog

    Acum 10 ore


  2. ja1pa


    Acum 5 Zile

    Love the fact that Psychicpebbles voiced Dan

  3. siobi69


    Acum 11 Zile

    Dan Superman is basically homlander

  4. Sad Larry

    Sad Larry

    Acum 15 Zile

    I'm batman

  5. G.M. C.G.C

    G.M. C.G.C

    Acum 16 Zile

    Dont we all hate when we walk and then someone shoots us on the lungs? Tipical of America.

  6. Da Goose

    Da Goose

    Acum 18 Zile

    Hey look it’s wow-a-women

  7. Tubbo Yt0032

    Tubbo Yt0032

    Acum 23 Zile

    I love this allll

  8. Th1rst4F1re


    Acum 25 Zile

    My Car has a face like me and it's too long to turn corners

  9. Jed Rayne

    Jed Rayne

    Acum 26 Zile

    I'd know that nasal anywhere.

  10. Magicaparanoia


    Acum 28 Zile

    Please make the next one a dark knight returns parody

  11. F. I. R. E.

    F. I. R. E.

    Acum 28 Zile

    All joking aside, "Eight Minute Miles" is actually a really cool speedster name.

  12. ñ ñ

    ñ ñ

    Acum 29 Zile

    Things we need 1. Harry the Handsome Butcher and Señor Cleanfist breaking out 2. Purgatony season 2

  13. Gretel Perez

    Gretel Perez

    Acum 29 Zile

    Baye rat

  14. Samantha Laurier

    Samantha Laurier

    Acum lună

    She's got boobs and everything

  15. Kelli Wallace

    Kelli Wallace

    Acum lună

    super man better than batman ok i get it

  16. Bruce Gay

    Bruce Gay

    Acum lună

    I knew that was Psychicpebbles.

  17. Pepsi God

    Pepsi God

    Acum lună

    Lmao, just learned that the average person can run a mile in 7-9 minutes

  18. konner warren

    konner warren

    Acum lună

    He can fly at mach 7. Bro my man Koro-sensi can fly at mach 20😬

  19. DarkSpark


    Acum lună


  20. Алексей Кулаков

    Алексей Кулаков

    Acum lună

    2:32 After Hours, The Weeknd, 2020 ©

  21. This is my name

    This is my name

    Acum lună

    “Come on Robert, oh right, the sun”

  22. Enzo Estrada

    Enzo Estrada

    Acum lună

    Yo he needs to be banned only John battman can be the only hero

  23. JFD vids

    JFD vids

    Acum lună

    whoa! John Battman is Broots Waynb..I didnt see that coming!

  24. KingKai_39


    Acum lună

    It's like the Sham wow guy and homelander did the fusion dance.

  25. Mr. Debil

    Mr. Debil

    Acum lună

    Dan superman has the same voice actor like willy from "Stockholms"

  26. Kurt Bertumen

    Kurt Bertumen

    Acum lună

    Do Lightning Kid a Cyanide and Happiness Superhero for A Video

  27. BurntToazter Games

    BurntToazter Games

    Acum lună

    I just got the thing with “Just Us Friends” like it’s “Justice Friends” but not I’m so dumb

  28. Square basket 1244

    Square basket 1244

    Acum lună

    Dan seems more like Homelander than Superman

  29. DinoBoi


    Acum lună

    When I first saw this I laughed hard at Fishy chip

  30. Ponera Grimoire

    Ponera Grimoire

    Acum lună

    World of Warcraft a Woman?

  31. Mule The Donkey

    Mule The Donkey

    Acum lună

    he's still fast, not the fastest but fast

  32. Reilly Smith

    Reilly Smith

    Acum lună


  33. Ty Roberts

    Ty Roberts

    Acum lună

    Why does John sound like someone is paying him to say this stuff

  34. The Red Spider

    The Red Spider

    Acum lună

    When Battman v Sooperman Dawn of Just Us

  35. Kirkwulf


    Acum lună

    The Boys in a nutshell.

  36. Finn Hartford

    Finn Hartford

    Acum lună

    Is that zach from oney plays?

  37. Kennytheglitcher


    Acum lună

    and i’m a nurse

  38. Nexuss BH

    Nexuss BH

    Acum lună

    Anyone know where the episode super hero fight is

  39. Peter Caporale

    Peter Caporale

    Acum lună

    R.I.P Robernt

  40. Kamen Rider Wizard

    Kamen Rider Wizard

    Acum lună

    Dan Super’s lame

  41. Gorilla HD

    Gorilla HD

    Acum lună

    The way the first scene played out was just so funny. The pronunciation of their words cracks meup every time.

  42. Nobilis Vaga

    Nobilis Vaga

    Acum lună

    John battman vs. Dan supermen John battman uses crypto knot bat

  43. Tyler Privette

    Tyler Privette

    Acum lună

    Time for parent murder.

  44. EmrahAlien


    Acum lună

    Psychicpebbles outta no where.

  45. fire storm Gibson

    fire storm Gibson

    Acum lună

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 hate you Dan Superman

  46. Tcheco Lee

    Tcheco Lee

    Acum lună

    Wait... Batman was Wolverine all along ?!?!

  47. Game boy Next door

    Game boy Next door

    Acum lună

    Now we need to wait another 3 years for part 4 where John Batman paints a rock green and murders dan Superman

  48. Radar Hawk

    Radar Hawk

    Acum lună

    Funny thing is, all they probably had to do was tell Zach to just talk. No script needed.

  49. Picklebobpie


    Acum lună


  50. Jason Bertram

    Jason Bertram

    Acum lună

    John Batman is just Batman with clinical depression and i love his character so much

  51. Omar Malik

    Omar Malik

    Acum lună

    Wow a woman

  52. Noah Anderson

    Noah Anderson

    Acum lună


  53. Franko Oknarf

    Franko Oknarf

    Acum lună

    Goooo Fishy chip!!!

  54. Anthony Baldoze

    Anthony Baldoze

    Acum lună

    Dose anyone else feel bad for John Batman

  55. Rylan Brennan

    Rylan Brennan

    Acum lună

    I’d like little shorts of the backstorys of the friend crew

  56. David Alvarado

    David Alvarado

    Acum lună

    A little bit of money in my bag A little bit of this thing in my sack A startrek poster in my purse Now which one of you should I shoot first

  57. Jordan


    Acum lună

    Next up would be a service announcement from the Legion of Gloom.

  58. Urasc Chestii

    Urasc Chestii

    Acum lună

    i am reallt sorry for jhin battman :( .... can he gets revenge over the stoopid sooperman? :(

  59. CADE Empire

    CADE Empire

    Acum lună

    Im sad for jhon battman ):

  60. CHili_420 _

    CHili_420 _

    Acum lună

    I thought DS meant “do stuff” at first

  61. [taco_dev]


    Acum lună

    Poor jhon

  62. Its_Inspired


    Acum lună

    This version of green lantern would just be a lantern thats green but has the ring of a literal human and can do human things with the ring

  63. Danny O

    Danny O

    Acum lună

    The question is Ted survivalist ,Harry handsome butcher, gun man, senor cleanfist goi g to break out

  64. Blake Wordlow

    Blake Wordlow

    Acum lună

    Injust-us guys just among us.

  65. Cieru Coldheart

    Cieru Coldheart

    Acum lună

    I want to see the kid return as a Red Hood version of the C&H hero universe

  66. Drawing On Clayper

    Drawing On Clayper

    Acum lună

    dan superman is the loser here. chances are no one liked him on his home planet so he came to earth where people would think he's awesome. john battman for the win

  67. Oblivious Mooncake

    Oblivious Mooncake

    Acum lună

    I like how they’ve been using Zach in a few things

  68. killer sans

    killer sans

    Acum lună

    Me: this is okay *hears a guy from oney plays* Me: I like this now

  69. I’m In SPACE!

    I’m In SPACE!

    Acum lună

    *The Just Us Leeg*

  70. ناصر نظری

    ناصر نظری

    Acum lună

    This was the whole justice league but green lantern

  71. jonatan solo

    jonatan solo

    Acum lună

    Superman sounds like WILLY from Stockholm's am I right?

  72. TheLastAwesomeOne777 [The Outcasts]

    TheLastAwesomeOne777 [The Outcasts]

    Acum 2 luni

    you assholes better put John back he's my favorite character

  73. Drakenmonster 9951

    Drakenmonster 9951

    Acum 2 luni

    I like to think eight minute miles is actually the son of that guy from the waiting for the bus sketch

  74. T Mack

    T Mack

    Acum 2 luni

    Well the rober looks like jasper from the Stockholm’s

  75. Lautaro Silva

    Lautaro Silva

    Acum 2 luni

    Man, this shorts are having a lot more lore

  76. Wire One

    Wire One

    Acum 2 luni

    This is my favorite series of all time.

  77. Lee Lewis

    Lee Lewis

    Acum 2 luni

    John batman vs whit knight

  78. dead sk3t

    dead sk3t

    Acum 2 luni

    for another one the plot could be that John bat man and the just us friends are fighting the ilonaire the the alien dude is dead

  79. gerard didnt get put back

    gerard didnt get put back

    Acum 2 luni


  80. kingofatlantistv


    Acum 2 luni

    Oh no he’s lonely again 😔

  81. Tyler Hill

    Tyler Hill

    Acum 2 luni

    You gota admid you do feel bad for John batman

  82. Helio Ceita

    Helio Ceita

    Acum 2 luni

    8 minute Miles 💯

  83. Dăvïd From Toy Story

    Dăvïd From Toy Story

    Acum 2 luni

    John batman just constantly seems depressed. I feel bad for him.

  84. ttv temper

    ttv temper

    Acum 2 luni

    This is better Than batman

  85. Jose Preciado

    Jose Preciado

    Acum 2 luni

    My car has a face like me and it's too long to turn corners

  86. Shannon Mowbray

    Shannon Mowbray

    Acum 2 luni

    Team john batman

  87. Big Boris69

    Big Boris69

    Acum 2 luni

    John battman v Dan supermen

  88. LazyFuzzBall


    Acum 2 luni

    8 minute miles’s watch must be broken, he ran for only 1 minute 57 seconds.

  89. Teo GrDsgn

    Teo GrDsgn

    Acum 2 luni

    He is John Buttman and they are the "Not So Justice League".

  90. Beneficial Uncle

    Beneficial Uncle

    Acum 2 luni

    0:10, but I’m rich!

  91. UnityTrap


    Acum 2 luni

    you always know its oney

  92. Awakening Izzic

    Awakening Izzic

    Acum 2 luni

    God I love Zach

  93. nico.nation


    Acum 2 luni

    Yo they got Zach. This doesnt suit his voice tho

  94. TrulyAuston


    Acum 2 luni

    Dan Sooperman always sounds like he has a loogy in his mouth It hurts

  95. BoopY BoppY

    BoopY BoppY

    Acum 2 luni

    We need a battle. John Batman and that other idiot.

  96. Dededank


    Acum 2 luni

    I did hate it when that happens!

  97. Kyrsten Burrows

    Kyrsten Burrows

    Acum 2 luni

    Im really sad they killed off Robert

  98. Raybanjo


    Acum 2 luni

    What is John Battman supposed to parody? Aside from Batman of course lmfao

  99. Randomnoob


    Acum 2 luni

    I want John Batman back he’s funnier

  100. Austin Ollis

    Austin Ollis

    Acum 2 luni

    Wait so John Batman has a phone why have we been putting a light in a cloud