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  1. afbanjagjafdbxcvbrtjwsasdgf


    Acum 22 ore

    I thot To Sti was a great firefighter, the only reason he was on fire was because he just slid thru the planet

  2. Homocide detective Man

    Homocide detective Man

    Acum 2 Zile

    Hey make movie

  3. Lamons


    Acum 4 Zile

    why did the chinese dude sound russian?

  4. Danny


    Acum 4 Zile

    Why did the firefighter from China have a Japanese accent?

  5. Bunny Butt69

    Bunny Butt69

    Acum 7 Zile

    He’s from China but has a Japanese accent?

  6. Ethan Perez

    Ethan Perez

    Acum 7 Zile

    This is how the commies will invade the US

  7. Tiger Booth

    Tiger Booth

    Acum 8 Zile

    1:45 eww

  8. Nope Just Nope

    Nope Just Nope

    Acum 10 Zile

    I don't quite understand the joke at 1:13. Did I miss something?

  9. Marcus Murray

    Marcus Murray

    Acum 20 Zile

    0:16 pause and read his notes 📝

  10. Patrick's Music

    Patrick's Music

    Acum 21 o Zi

    "I have a bomb" What a super effective messaging campaign. He got his point across to everyone.

  11. Patrick's Music

    Patrick's Music

    Acum 21 o Zi

    Scuba school one is dark

  12. Patrick's Music

    Patrick's Music

    Acum 21 o Zi

    0:33 Uh excuse me what

  13. Jose Ramirez

    Jose Ramirez

    Acum lună

    Mr. To stee

  14. Zuperdude7


    Acum lună


  15. Nicolò Ogheri

    Nicolò Ogheri

    Acum 2 luni

    "I have a bomb."

  16. A C

    A C

    Acum 2 luni

    (0:16) Look at his notes

  17. Random dead channel with a profile pic

    Random dead channel with a profile pic

    Acum 2 luni

    Oh no! im a bad chef!

  18. The Nerd Beast

    The Nerd Beast

    Acum 2 luni


  19. Rafael Chia Ruijie Index 27

    Rafael Chia Ruijie Index 27

    Acum 2 luni

    I feel bad for and kinda hate fisherman fred

  20. Heather Wilson

    Heather Wilson

    Acum 2 luni

    The fisher one got dark real quick but not fast enough

  21. tha police 465

    tha police 465

    Acum 3 luni


  22. Monkeyman3000


    Acum 3 luni

    Is it just me or has C&H just become chuckle humor? Like I just watched “the decision” again that shit got me laughing

  23. Lucifer Magne

    Lucifer Magne

    Acum 3 luni

    I don't get why the two threw up,was his food bad or something?

  24. Bent Rod

    Bent Rod

    Acum 3 luni

    Did anyone else pause during the first one when it shows his speech notes? Im glad i did.

  25. LegendaryWimp


    Acum 3 luni

    When you have a bomb...

  26. The Roblox Gamer

    The Roblox Gamer

    Acum 3 luni

    The customers one was my fave

  27. Jennifer Johnson

    Jennifer Johnson

    Acum 3 luni

    School ends every 1 3:22

  28. Sir 'Quellin Esquire IV

    Sir 'Quellin Esquire IV

    Acum 3 luni

    I seriously don't get that "Customers" skit



    Acum 4 luni

    0:45 rip his nuts lmao

  30. aydinramos


    Acum 4 luni

    love the facemasks, wish i had money to buy em😞

  31. Kaiza Kizaru

    Kaiza Kizaru

    Acum 4 luni

    2:18 genuinely feel bad for him

  32. Flashlight


    Acum 4 luni

    The shop thing made me sad the other ones are gonna be poor then

  33. Chara Dreemurr.

    Chara Dreemurr.

    Acum 4 luni

    *I HAVE A BOMB* the guy that stayed was like: nice! I have one too! That means we will work together to destroy this place?

  34. Michael Adkins

    Michael Adkins

    Acum 4 luni

    *First Skit* : That was a _Japanese_ accent, but you said that he was from China. You got that one wrong. It's like giving a German accent to someone and saying that he comes from Scotland

  35. Toby Scorer

    Toby Scorer

    Acum 4 luni

    Whats the classical music in the fishing one actually called?

  36. Selipar Graviti

    Selipar Graviti

    Acum 4 luni

    1:37 why did they puke?

  37. Bored Me

    Bored Me

    Acum 4 luni

    Delet you chanal

  38. Bored Me

    Bored Me

    Acum 4 luni

    You are not safe

  39. Hannes Biersack

    Hannes Biersack

    Acum 4 luni

    2:23 AAAAAAACTUALLY, divers use compressed air, not oxygen (r/wooosh, ik, the joke was still very funny 🤣)

  40. Mohammad Mayoof

    Mohammad Mayoof

    Acum 5 luni


  41. Luka Žulj

    Luka Žulj

    Acum 5 luni

    1:52 that's called business

  42. good stuff

    good stuff

    Acum 5 luni

    The one guy that stayed: maybe if I do nothing he will not be able to see my

  43. mjstory1976


    Acum 5 luni


  44. Md Ammad

    Md Ammad

    Acum 5 luni

    Music @2:03

  45. Gilberto Tabares

    Gilberto Tabares

    Acum 5 luni

    That fire pole should be leading to Australia, not China.

  46. xX Devn xX

    xX Devn xX

    Acum 5 luni

    0:53 My man just did two things 1. Solved global warming Or 2. I c e. A g e

  47. TheEddieVRGang :D

    TheEddieVRGang :D

    Acum 5 luni


  48. Dat Skeleton Boi

    Dat Skeleton Boi

    Acum 5 luni

    Monday on Monday watching on monday

  49. David Burrus

    David Burrus

    Acum 5 luni

    Fisherman Fred isn't bad at his job, he's simply unlucky. He's lucky at murdering small children though.

  50. TurtleSellingADairyProduct


    Acum 5 luni

    Cyanide and happiness can be fucked up sometimes. We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it

  51. Laughing Grim

    Laughing Grim

    Acum 5 luni

    Lol the speech reminders



    Acum 5 luni

    He will stuck in center of earth forever

  53. Lurky Boio

    Lurky Boio

    Acum 5 luni

    0:17 speech reminders stay calm make occasional eye contact smile peeing yourself alot pooping that's all I can see

  54. DJ Handy

    DJ Handy

    Acum 5 luni


  55. the pretties irine

    the pretties irine

    Acum 5 luni

    Booooooo 👎

  56. Sad larry

    Sad larry

    Acum 5 luni

    That was me in the last clip😭

  57. That Guy

    That Guy

    Acum 5 luni

    I'm bad at my job but they refuse to fire me



    Acum 5 luni

    Morning mood🙏🏻

  59. YumeiAnime_YT


    Acum 5 luni

    What is that fishing pole made of?!

  60. Aldrin Micaya

    Aldrin Micaya

    Acum 5 luni

    Him : -Heavily Breathes- Think everyone, yes everyone is naked. Him: I have a bomb. Everyone: Runs away His mind: Everyone running naked

  61. Brenden Stahl

    Brenden Stahl

    Acum 5 luni

    I have a bomb was my favorite it made me crack up so hard

  62. Nicky Rathor

    Nicky Rathor

    Acum 5 luni

    Why does he have a Japanese accent ?

  63. It’s Game Time

    It’s Game Time

    Acum 5 luni

    0:54 how dose he put out the core

  64. Hi There! OFFICIAL

    Hi There! OFFICIAL

    Acum 5 luni

    I don't think it's a coincidence that 0:28 The Chinese firefighter has the same voice of the fire whisperer

  65. angelamae mantes

    angelamae mantes

    Acum 5 luni

    I want to fish like that but here at my place is don't have any water there have a water but to far away

  66. Zain Bhayani

    Zain Bhayani

    Acum 5 luni


  67. Kacenka Suku

    Kacenka Suku

    Acum 5 luni


  68. Indra Limbu

    Indra Limbu

    Acum 5 luni


  69. pikaenerd 1500

    pikaenerd 1500

    Acum 5 luni

    This is the guy who animates the terrible prison ads

  70. the furry who Animates

    the furry who Animates

    Acum 5 luni

    *I HAVE A BOMB* That one dude: guess I’ll die 🤷

  71. Mattex


    Acum 5 luni

    The chinese guy has a japanese accent tho

  72. Epicdeity898


    Acum 5 luni

    Can someone explain 1:03 , I dont get what happened in this short

  73. Yoink


    Acum 5 luni

    For the guy in fisherman: there wasnt any bait on his hook I dont know what he expected

  74. whYLiE09


    Acum 5 luni

    _Extremely_ surprised harry the handsome butcher wasn't in this compilation

  75. The VR Vibe

    The VR Vibe

    Acum 5 luni

    3:19 why did that get me? 😂

  76. bIRB


    Acum 5 luni

    The fact that the outer core was emty is really bad

  77. savage dude

    savage dude

    Acum 5 luni

    Idk why im commenting this but does anyone ever think of a world were the sun is made of water and not fire

  78. Gianluigi Tampalini

    Gianluigi Tampalini

    Acum 5 luni

    Earth has died without is core

  79. Stitch FM - The Human Radio

    Stitch FM - The Human Radio

    Acum 5 luni

    He sounds more Japanese than Chinese hahaa

  80. Chaos Phantom90

    Chaos Phantom90

    Acum 5 luni

    Don’t think many of these are new, but I hate how they never put the credits scenes in anymore

  81. Ventura Manhique

    Ventura Manhique

    Acum 5 luni

    I am a fan😂3

  82. Andotus


    Acum 5 luni

    They got the Chinese accent perfect on the first one

  83. Sharon Boore

    Sharon Boore

    Acum 5 luni

    what happened in the 2nd one

  84. ROBLOX Xooyasd

    ROBLOX Xooyasd

    Acum 5 luni


  85. Ash Green

    Ash Green

    Acum 5 luni

    The Chinese firefighter sounds Japanese.

  86. Indiana The 3rd

    Indiana The 3rd

    Acum 5 luni

    I have a Bomb

  87. Евгений Мостовой

    Евгений Мостовой

    Acum 5 luni


  88. Ryan Carrion

    Ryan Carrion

    Acum 5 luni

    The public speaking one looks like Owen from the tv show Central Park trying time give a speech in episode 4

  89. Animation Ryan Studios

    Animation Ryan Studios

    Acum 5 luni

    Stop said the bad word pls

  90. thebosstre


    Acum 5 luni

    2:29 U do not recognize the bodys in the water

  91. Ida Rahim

    Ida Rahim

    Acum 5 luni


  92. Daniel


    Acum 5 luni

    0:17 read...

  93. ok *

    ok *

    Acum 5 luni


  94. Cream Potato

    Cream Potato

    Acum 5 luni

    The last one was my favorite

  95. NOSCAM


    Acum 5 luni

    2nd one was my favorite marketing campaign

  96. Harshitraj Singh

    Harshitraj Singh

    Acum 5 luni

    The guy which stayed wasn't happy with his life

  97. Gina Halliday

    Gina Halliday

    Acum 5 luni


  98. Kleo3392


    Acum 5 luni

    “...who’s come here all the way from Gina.” Yeah, I came from a ‘gina too, yknow...

  99. Gian Marco Te

    Gian Marco Te

    Acum 5 luni

    From everybody is naked to everybody is an insect to I have a bomb in 3 seconds

  100. Giuseppe Veghen

    Giuseppe Veghen

    Acum 5 luni

    Amazon death air plus was quite funny