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#comedy #cyanide&happiness #halfoff
Cyanide and Happiness delivers daily comics to your face-hole on since 2005!
Created By: Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick
Written & Directed By: Mike Salcedo, Connor Murphy
Voice Actors:
Mike Salcedo - Half Off Oscar
Connor Murphy - Customer
Animation Director: Bill Jones
Animation: Kris Behr, Seth Gordon
Character Design: Jerald Lewis, Connor Murphy
Background Art: Connor Murphy, Elizabeth Del Rosario
Animatic: Connor Murphy
Editor: Taylor Ransom
Sound Editor/Mixer: Ben Governale
Sound Design/Foley: Nic Federle, Ben Governale
Music: Steve Lehmann
Produced By: Adam Nusrallah
Production Manager: Explosm - Autumn Soeder
Production Assistant: Michael Stewart, Lorraine Bett
*addendum: Kate Gerry - Broots Waymb's Adopted Ward
#comedy #satire #cyanideandhappiness


  1. Box Guy

    Box Guy

    Acum 2 ore

    If he wanted to murder someone,it would be easy.

  2. Mrs Kat

    Mrs Kat

    Acum 7 ore

    Dude's even more powerful than Thanos. Don't need infinity stones to cut things in half

  3. Lacmin


    Acum 2 Zile

    Him:there is no limit to my power Shaggy:like man ill use 3% of my power

  4. William Sinclair

    William Sinclair

    Acum 3 Zile

    The real question is what was the rest of the commercial

  5. Angry Grievous

    Angry Grievous

    Acum 4 Zile

    The fact that he is an expert surgeon amazes me

  6. Gabriel Marino

    Gabriel Marino

    Acum 5 Zile

    I H A V E N O LI M I T

  7. CTAVI


    Acum 7 Zile

    The attention to detail in the five frames in which he cut an atom in half was wonderful. A initial emission of gamma photons lasting two frames, bathing him in pure white at 1:33, before then detonating the atom and throwing him backwards for another two frames. True respect

  8. Eevee Mon

    Eevee Mon

    Acum 7 Zile

    1:06 is half of the of this short



    Acum 7 Zile

    His tie is cut in half

  10. Minecrafterz69


    Acum 9 Zile

    Sentry down

  11. Dark Krafter

    Dark Krafter

    Acum 11 Zile

    This is devinatly one of the best once

  12. bOKU nO pICO

    bOKU nO pICO

    Acum 11 Zile

    Thanos: who're you? Oscar: I'm you but better.

  13. sliverdragon


    Acum 12 Zile

    Oscar is the son of thanos

  14. Andy with the skills

    Andy with the skills

    Acum 12 Zile

    Oscar: I'll cut it in half Phil swift:

  15. Its Startx

    Its Startx

    Acum 12 Zile


  16. darexinfinity


    Acum 12 Zile

    Cut the ads in half!

  17. HighIqHuman


    Acum 13 Zile

    How was the table balanced?

  18. HH Wallker

    HH Wallker

    Acum 14 Zile

    “You will pay the proportionate price for the half of the product you receive” EA Game = £5

  19. The amazing Asher Bukenya

    The amazing Asher Bukenya

    Acum 15 Zile

    Very long short I cut it in half! 1:03



    Acum 15 Zile

    First of who buys an atom seccond off he is the black one punch man only he cuts things in half 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  21. James Fowler

    James Fowler

    Acum 15 Zile

    Thanatos needed stones of power to do what this man does daily... CUT IT IN HALF!

  22. Stopmotion Stuff

    Stopmotion Stuff

    Acum 16 Zile

    1:33 that’s what happened in Japan inside a bomb

  23. Chris Perrien

    Chris Perrien

    Acum 17 Zile

    Hacksaw Reynolds owns this, though he did copy alot of TV saleman's routines doing so . Back then, TV commercials had "local" personality. If you don't remember some local store owner/salesman/mascot cutting/burning,/ripping/ blowing up merchandise on TV he was trying to sell at 50% off at his business, acting crazy you missed the good part of America.

  24. Drevaughn Bartley

    Drevaughn Bartley

    Acum 18 Zile

    Oh hell!

  25. ZM YT

    ZM YT

    Acum 18 Zile

    this comment it to long cut it in ha-

  26. Ordinary Fellow

    Ordinary Fellow

    Acum 19 Zile


  27. Thecreepster


    Acum 20 Zile

    He'll destroy one punch man

  28. Rizz


    Acum 21 o Zi

    the song on the background is sick

  29. Seifix Network

    Seifix Network

    Acum 21 o Zi

    I will buy anything from him



    Acum 21 o Zi

    My favourite short

  31. Cube's Gaming

    Cube's Gaming

    Acum 21 o Zi


  32. Tron55000


    Acum 21 o Zi

    Most powerful character in the cyanide and happiness extended universe

  33. Supreme crazy

    Supreme crazy

    Acum 22 Zile


  34. The puppet house Show

    The puppet house Show

    Acum 22 Zile

    Why do Adams explode



    Acum 23 Zile

    This man can beat goku

  36. Weaver Wealth Management

    Weaver Wealth Management

    Acum 24 Zile

    Dude i just realized this. A normal Cyanide & Happiness short is 4:22 seconds This man CUT the video time in half.

  37. Sir Dankness

    Sir Dankness

    Acum 24 Zile


  38. Cup of Joe

    Cup of Joe

    Acum 25 Zile

    Bruh we shoulda hired this guy in the beginning of 2020, dude coulda cut the whole year in half.

  39. bill-chk


    Acum 25 Zile

    I will cut it in haaaaaa😂

  40. Panda _Wolf12

    Panda _Wolf12

    Acum 25 Zile

    Wait wheres the other 2 minutes of the comercial?

  41. Austin Johnson

    Austin Johnson

    Acum 26 Zile

    Where is the other half of this commercial though?

  42. Lord DIO

    Lord DIO

    Acum 26 Zile

    He doesn’t even need the infinity stones to half the universe, respect

  43. GMG


    Acum 26 Zile

    can we get the full commercial? It kinda ended where he cut it in half.

  44. austin spruill

    austin spruill

    Acum 26 Zile

    Barmy Hoedown at 00:02

  45. austin spruill

    austin spruill

    Acum 26 Zile

    EAS Scenario A Tale of The Two Salesmans

  46. austin spruill

    austin spruill

    Acum 26 Zile

    Angry Jack vs Half Off Oscar Who Would Win

  47. mm lya

    mm lya

    Acum 26 Zile

    1:33 I'LL CUT IT IN HA-

  48. mm lya

    mm lya

    Acum 26 Zile

    This whole video is me in the background saying: B R U H That's good

  49. Kiwi Kiwinda

    Kiwi Kiwinda

    Acum 26 Zile

    What's in the other half of the commercial?

  50. austin spruill

    austin spruill

    Acum 26 Zile

    Coffin Dance at 0:56

  51. austin spruill

    austin spruill

    Acum 26 Zile

    Wilhelm Scream 1:30

  52. austin spruill

    austin spruill

    Acum 26 Zile


  53. austin spruill

    austin spruill

    Acum 26 Zile

    EAS Scenario The Invasion of the salesmans Billy Mays Phil Swift Angry Jack Half Off Oscar Soda Commercial Guy Fliqpy Siren Head King Ghidorah SCP 18798 AND Mr Bolhofner

  54. austin spruill

    austin spruill

    Acum 26 Zile

    Half Off Oscar Vs Angry Jack Who WILL WIN

  55. Sam Lindsay

    Sam Lindsay

    Acum 26 Zile

    wait, if he cut the commercial in half, then that means it was twice as long. wow.

  56. Gaming United

    Gaming United

    Acum 27 Zile

    0:12, 0:19, 0:22, 0:31 (had you for a second) 0:44, 0:55, 1:05, 1:10, 1:32, 1:52 Think there are to many time stamps? I’ll cut it in half 0:12, 0:22, 0:44, 1:05, 1:32

  57. Joe Hyayder

    Joe Hyayder

    Acum 28 Zile

    Love the jokes but nobody appreciative that he a man of his word half off means half of what you buy and that good business even if he cut the world half

  58. DK 21

    DK 21

    Acum 28 Zile

    Do you think that Oscar has broken his hand before from cutting prices in half?

  59. Somoko Animations

    Somoko Animations

    Acum 28 Zile

    I just realized his tie is in half

  60. Scorpionstrike7


    Acum 28 Zile

    I love how he has people to stop him from cutting stuff in half! 😆

  61. Satium Mithril

    Satium Mithril

    Acum 28 Zile

    aliens, eridcated from existance because some othe alien dude made a comercial

  62. Zay


    Acum 28 Zile

    Guys I think he likes cutting things in half.

  63. Where is he

    Where is he

    Acum lună

    Hehe 1:06 *I cut it in half*

  64. Charles Robert Pike

    Charles Robert Pike

    Acum lună

    The HALF of the comical is 0:52

  65. DevZen


    Acum lună

    This is probably one o

  66. kingvideogames


    Acum lună

    That like bar is too big... CUT IT IN HALF!

  67. Kakashi Sensai

    Kakashi Sensai

    Acum lună

    There is no LIMIT TO MY POWER!!!!!?

  68. Tyara Oliver

    Tyara Oliver

    Acum lună

    Imagine if he was sitting on the other side of the couch

  69. Savannah king TJS

    Savannah king TJS

    Acum lună

    What you dont know is that guy on the couch was watching TV with his family

    • Gaming United

      Gaming United

      Acum 26 Zile

      Japan 1945

  70. K.B 39

    K.B 39

    Acum lună

    He's a legend

  71. DenkiPhantom


    Acum lună

    If you want to cut the commercial in half, play it at 2x speed. Thank me later.

  72. Malcolm Rajguru

    Malcolm Rajguru

    Acum lună

    The atom part of the video should have been halfway through the video!

  73. HkayakH


    Acum lună

    How much does an atom cost?

  74. Keith Jenkins

    Keith Jenkins

    Acum lună

    He Thanos

  75. Bread


    Acum lună

    poor Ralph, he keeps getting cut

  76. Nicholas Humphries

    Nicholas Humphries

    Acum lună

    The music slaps

  77. Adam Casey

    Adam Casey

    Acum lună

    We need more of half off oscar

  78. Shelley James

    Shelley James

    Acum lună

    Sup guys

  79. Monster Garo

    Monster Garo

    Acum lună

    He is a good doctor

  80. lazarghost


    Acum lună

    1:09 they had us in the first half not gonna lie

  81. Jelly Panda

    Jelly Panda

    Acum lună

    Me : Trying To Memories The Items They're Selling! 😂

  82. Gonza Gerla

    Gonza Gerla

    Acum lună

    "And that ain't the half of it" right before the half of the video 1:02

  83. Rykyuby Dust

    Rykyuby Dust

    Acum lună

    Half off oscar 4 smash Half off oscar: think sephiroths sword is too long? I’ll cut it in half

  84. Kyle Gilmore

    Kyle Gilmore

    Acum lună

    As god as my witness you will pay the proportionate value of the half of the product you received 😂😂😂

  85. F.B.I


    Acum lună

    Fucker really did set off a atomic blast before splitting the universe in half

  86. Shakiro 6942O

    Shakiro 6942O

    Acum lună

    Hands down this is now my favorite CnH character. I'd deadass buy a shirt with him on it saying "I cut it in half"

  87. LightningZapper :King of Lightning

    LightningZapper :King of Lightning

    Acum lună

    Can he cut school time in half?

  88. Quinn Jackson

    Quinn Jackson

    Acum lună

    lol A.J and J.A

  89. Kyle Hunter

    Kyle Hunter

    Acum lună

    ...half the universe

  90. Kirby The Gamer

    Kirby The Gamer

    Acum lună

    Galeem: **Exists** *Sephiroth:*

  91. stormspotter124


    Acum lună

    I cut off my GF. More like I cut her in half.

  92. Smoking Poop

    Smoking Poop

    Acum lună

    This is the only man that can save us from COVID

  93. Los Up Next

    Los Up Next

    Acum lună

    For the very few who see this post . . . . . . . Follow me on IG@lospiece For photoshop art . . . Thank you and have a blessed day

  94. Box Guy

    Box Guy

    Acum lună

    1:29 Place your meme in the comments.

    • stormspotter124


      Acum lună

      Hitler invading Europe 1939 colorized

  95. Shadow reaper Yoni

    Shadow reaper Yoni

    Acum lună

    This had me crying of laughter

  96. Chin Jet

    Chin Jet

    Acum lună

    Pretty funny, too bad this video was cut into half

  97. Eric Moreno

    Eric Moreno

    Acum lună


  98. Eric Moreno

    Eric Moreno

    Acum lună


    • Eric Moreno

      Eric Moreno

      Acum lună


  99. Smug Catto

    Smug Catto

    Acum lună

    why is it when he cuts the money in half its so satisfying?

  100. Dignified British Cat

    Dignified British Cat

    Acum lună

    girls taking pictures of half they face: I CUT IT. HALF